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Any book that is described on the back cover as \"putrid puns, rancid rhymes, and shocking song parodies\", has to be good. Nice job.

Thanks for being the best Emcee we have ever had and for telling the funniest jokes that were ever heard at the 2010 Buffalo Monster Fest!

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Hey, it's the Screamwave horror podcast crew here. Thanks for taking part in the LOVECRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA we had for episode #10 of the show! If people haven't heard Monster Matt's Lovecraft jokes or parody songs, they definitely need to check out the episode. Hope to have you on the show again. -- Aaron

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From: Todd H.

My name is Todd H. I would like to drop a few comments about Monstermatt, and his work.

I have always been a horror movie fan, for as long as I can recall, and one of my all-time favorites is the original Salem's Lot. When I came across the blue looking Vampire mask (Cruci-fried Demon), with the cross burnt into the forehead (not only was it one of the coolest looking masks), it sent shivers down my spine. It reminded me of the morgue scene from Salem's Lot. So, I was more than happy to put down the money for the mask, in hoping it would bring the same fear to my three kids. I was not disappointed.

I work 3-11pm, so it was a perfect time to use the mask to strike some fear into my oldest (15). Wearing the mask, I snuck into his room with a flashlight. I got him! Needless to say, I think he temporarily lost all his faculties! After he could compose himself, I thought it best not to do the same to my younger kids (8,4). So I left the mask out on the coffee table for them to see in the morning.

When I woke up, I was suprised to see that they had made a "monster house", out of blankets and our couches. They used the mask as the centerpiece.

So, I want to give "mad props" to Monstermatt for a job well done!
Thanks,
Todd H.
Buffalo, N.Y.

submitted from web site form:
name : Jay Mager
company : Buffa-low Budget Films
cityfield : Buffa-low
"Thanks for nothing, Monster Matt. Your jokes are worse than a drano enema... oddly, we love you anyways... ;-) "

"Not only can this guy create masks with the best of them, but he can belt out a tune as he does so in a way that'd may Sinatra jealous."

-Nick Cato, author of DON OF THE DEAD
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-Nick Yak, host of LAIR OF THE YAK

submitted from web site form:
name: vinnie pascuzzi
city: kenmore
"thanks monster matt !!! i've enjoyed wearing the masks you have made for me the past two years..."